Captain’s log, stardate 2259.55. We’ve completed our survey of the newly discovered Class M planet designated Nibiru. Intelligent life was observed. The species is primitive; indications of early language and even religion were noted. I thought it wise to stay off the planet altogether lest we somehow interfere with their way of life. If there’s one word I would use to describe this mission, it would be “uneventful.”
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lotr: the two towers + faramir
“Captain Faramir, you have shown your quality, sir - the very highest.”
[im a boss ass bitch plays in the background]
Look closer. This is a choice. This scene is perfectly symmetrical… except there’s a coat hanging on a rack to the right and a bible on the right side of the table…
He goes left…
Madonna will kick your ass
-My suit is worth more than your kidneys, you peasant!
-I can kill you with my thumb, you asslamp.
The show in a nutshell.
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece
I saw this on some website I can’t remember and I had to share it. It’s not mine, but it makes me laugh so much.
THIS IS SO STUPID FUNNY
you think thats great, go see the rest
New York Times - Benedict Cumberbatch The case of the Accidental Superstar
please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts
there are two kinds of rapid escalation
well that peopled twicely