I Don't Fail, I Excel At Finding What Doesn't Work

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

Just give us Derek. You don’t want him anyway. Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humour, poor conversationalist.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

Teen Wolf AU: So Stiles’ original plan of insinuating himself into every aspect of Derek’s life and making Derek fall in love with him - mostly by just being everywhere all the time - might not have worked as well as anticipated because Derek is a paranoid bastard, but from where Stiles is standing it looks like it all went okay anyway. 

Inspired by this post, except that it got sappier.

fricksterek:

colethewolf:

burnitallclean:

This is right after Stiles has just gone off on Derek. Derek was probably already blaming himself for not seeing what Jennifer was and being manipulated all over again. Now Stiles dad is missing. Stiles might become an orphan because of this woman. I don’t think Derek would be able to take the guilt of that. Stiles is hurt and scared and desperate. Derek can probably smell and hear it just as clear as he can see it on Stiles face and the tears in his eyes. Derek’s already feeling like shit over it. Then Jennifer actually shows up and starts talking and it’s like rubbing salt in an already gaping wound. I imagine when she says "I can tell you where Sheriff Stilinski is." how the camera goes from Derek to Stiles face… I imagine in that second Derek can hear Stiles stop breathing, his heart stuttering to a stop, and Derek loses it.

This is Derek Hale going after Jennifer, not just for what she did to him, but for what she has done to Stiles. She’s hurting Stiles. She’s threatening to take away the last person in Stiles’ life. 

Jennifer is purposely dangling Sheriff Stilinski’s life over Stiles’ head, taunting him, making it known that she can take him away whenever she wants. And Derek sees that. He sees what she’s doing to Stiles, and how it’s deeply affecting Stiles. 

Derek was the one who opened up to Jennifer. He told her that everyone around him always got hurt, and now she’s purposely playing on that. Now she’s trying to hurt Stiles. Which, I know, Stiles isn’t exactly the closest to Derek. But he is definitely somebody that’s around Derek. He’s somebody that Derek does have ties to. And now she’s threatening to hurt him too. 

I kind of see this as Derek fighting for Stiles. Standing up for Stiles. Protecting Stiles. Trying to keep Stiles’ life from completely falling apart, much like his own. If Jennifer kills Sheriff, Stiles will be completely alone…just like Derek. I think Derek is trying to prevent that. 

Plus, honestly, I think Derek and Stiles, at least, knew that she was bullshitting them. Because Stiles knows it won’t be that easy, and Derek’s not going to trust her after what she’s done. 

So this is Derek going after Jennifer, throwing a table so Stiles will effectively be pushed back, therefore away, from the possible fray, and trying to end this- so that she can’t kill Stiles’ father. No matter what.

And this is Stiles- stepping back even before Derek throws the table, letting him do what he needs to do- because Stiles knows. Oh how he knows that Jennifer’s a bitch (and a lying one), who’s trying to play him, and therefore Derek, like a game. But Stiles steps back and let’s Derek go after Jennifer- because Stiles knows.

If this isn’t trust, then I have no clue what trust is. 

1x04 / 3x11

qhuinn:

dylanships:

"I really hope your father cooperates, Stiles. I don’t want to have to hurt you."

"Yeah, I’m sure the big bad mafia boss would have a mental breakdown and cry himself to sleep every night if he hurt an innocent child. Oh wait, I forgot, you don’t have a conscience. Guess you won’t have to worry about feeling any remorse if you hurt me."

"It’d be a shame, though, to ruin such a pretty face."

"Why don’t you go fuck yourself?"

"Maybe because there’s someone else I’d much rather fuck."

Teen Wolf AU: Derek Hale is the head of a mafia organisation trafficking drugs and guns. Where he usually just bribes the local police officers into letting him operate peacefully, Sheriff Stilinski is persistent in his quest to take the criminals down and refuses to be bought. So Derek Hale thinks it’s time to increase the pressure and try a different method of persuasion….

#I want a fic #and I want it to be fluffy as hell in the end ok #I’m weird like that (via zainclaw)

You two make a pretty good pair.

aliksunshine:

…no, you’re important for me…

dylanships:

Teen Wolf AU: In which Stiles tells his father about his relationship with Derek Hale. 

"The fact they’re appearing on you after a shot of wolf lichen is both significant and strange."