I Don't Fail, I Excel At Finding What Doesn't Work

Let’s talk about the Grievers. Any idea of how we can… optimize them? x

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

hexzell:

Marriage

thefutureauthor:

but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year

"what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat

how the fuck is that possible

how did you not catch her making a fucking cat potion”

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

reblog if you ARE PANSEXUAL, support PANSEXUALS, or are a TINY SLUG who BREATHES FIRE

nannitus:

branflakez:

the-real-me-99:

fill-this-bitch-up:

asvprock:

Say the name of any movie and end it with “with my penis”

back to the future… with my penis

Home Alone..with my penis

How to Train Your Dragon… with my penis. 

Kill Bill… with my penis.

blvckqueen:

gabbyroars:

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

😍

blvckqueen:

gabbyroars:

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

😍

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it